'Murca Eagle Sticker

Check out this badass vinyl sticker of an American bald eagle holding a rifle and wearing reflective sunglasses! This sticker is so high-quality, you'd swear that eagle was about to fly right off your car window and grab a salmon out of a river with its bare talons.

Now, I know what you're thinking - "Why the heck does an eagle need a rifle? They already have talons and a beak that could take down a grizzly bear!" But hey, maybe this eagle just wants to mix things up a bit, you know? Maybe it's tired of always relying on its natural weapons and wants to try out something new.

And those reflective sunglasses? Don't even get me started. That eagle is looking cooler than a cucumber in a freezer wearing those bad boys. He's probably thinking, "Yeah, I'm a bald eagle with a rifle, but I'm also protecting my eyes from harmful UV rays. Safety first, baby!"

So if you want to show off your love for 'Murica and eagles that know how to accessorize, this sticker is a must-have. Just slap it on your car, truck, horse and buggy, whatever. You're welcome.